A guy walks
into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then
grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool
table, grabs the cueball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it
whole.Â
The bartender screams at the guy,
"Did you see what your monkey just did?"Â
The guy says, "No,
what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off
my pool table, whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise
me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in
sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff."Â He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and
leaves.Â
Two weeks later he's in the bar again,
and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey
starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his
drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs
it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The
bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey
did now?"Â
"Now what?" responds the
patron.Â
"Well, he stuck a maraschino
cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it," says the
bartender.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise
me," replied the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he passed that damn cue ball
he measures everything first.
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