Once
upon a time, in a land far away a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: Elegant Lady, I
was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon
me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the
dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you
can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and
forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream
sauce she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't f**king think
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