"HEY! Where are you going?" yells the
prostitute. "I haven't been paid!"
Realizing that he is a
koala bear and might not understand, she reaches for a dictionary and looks up the word
prostitute. She shows him the definition:
PROSTITUTE (pros'ti toot)
n. A woman who performs services for money.
The koala bear looks at her
and then grabs the dictionary. He shows her a definition:
KOALA BEAR (ko all e Bare)
n. A furry marsupial. Eats bush and leaves.
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