A
few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a
unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just
what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings
Christmas carols.
He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man
agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be
much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches
into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks
the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet
starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."
The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and
watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right
foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the
Way."
The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The
husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this
wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain
the parrot's special talent.
Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the
bird sings "Silent Night."
He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose
a round of "Jingle Bells."
The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks
her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's
legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the
bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing - "Chet's Nuts
Roasting On An Open Fire!
Comment or Share Your Own One Liner
Funny Joke
in your email every week!
We respect your privacy. You can unsubscribe at any time.
