A redneck,
a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They
found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being
there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky
was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until
the redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there
was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most
beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a
pretty bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly nursed her
back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual.  It was another beautiful
evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect
for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to
get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in, leaned over to the young woman
cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" |
