Two
robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said
the first one. "Me, too," said the second. "Let's
fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground
full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no
more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the
tree," said the first one.
"Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm
sun," said the second.
"OK," said the first.
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had
fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up. As
he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love
baskin' robins."
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