A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, OK,
old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the
corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are all washed up and I'm taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be
fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and
gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the
roosters running by, the young one chasing the old, He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!
Blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn it, that's the third gay rooster I
bought this month !" |
