Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of
her at the same time. Aware of her
charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them,
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese"
together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up
quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said
the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden
Retriever. "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My,
my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's
sentence,"
She then turns to the last of the three
dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" he last of the three, tiny in
stature, but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a
sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, "Liver alone. Cheese
mine."Â Â Â Â Â Â |
