A certain zoo had
aquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became
very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined
the problem: She was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species
available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo adminstrators noticed Mike, an employee
responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample
ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution.
Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla. So he was approached with a
proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five hundred bucks?
Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three
conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and
"Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this
union."
The zoo administration quickly accepted these conditions. "But what about the
third?"
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the
five hundred bucks!" |
