This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing." "What do they say?", the priest asked.
They only know how to say
"Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?"
"That's
terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring
your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male
talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to
pray and worship."
"Thank you." said
the lady.
So the next day, the lady
brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding
rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female
talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we
are prostitutes! Do you want to have some FUN?"
One male parrot looks over
to the other male parrot and says, "PUT THE BIBLES AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN
ANSWERED!!!!!" |
