A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a
rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind
if I speak to him? Rancher: This dog don't talk!
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it
going?
Dog: Doin all right.
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?
(pointing at rancher)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake
once a week to play.
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to
your horse?
Rancher: Horses don't talk!
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it
goin?
Horse: Cool.
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?
(pointing at rancher) Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and
keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to
your sheep?
Rancher: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk) Them sheep ain't nothin but
liars!!! |
