The guy with the Doberman
pincher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the
restaurant, the guy with the Doberman pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he
starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Doberman
pincher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The guy at the
door says, "A Doberman pincher?" He says, "Yes, they're using them now,
they're very good." The guy at the door says, "Okay, come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua
figures, "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to
walk in. The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with
the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The man at the door says,
"A Chihuahua?"
The guy replies, "You mean they gave
me a Chihuahua?" |