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Just A Matter Of Interpretation

When I take a long time, I am slow
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same, that is initiative

When I please my boss, I'm ass-kissing
When my boss pleases his boss, he's co-operating

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets

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