| Name: _____________________
Date: ________ Position:
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Knowledge:
[ ] The Son of a Bitch Really Knows His Shit!
[ ] Knows Just Enough To Be Dangerous.
[ ] Only Has Half a Brain and is Dangerous.
[ ] Fucking Brain Damaged, His Coffee Cup Has a
    Higher IQ.
Accuracy:
[ ] Does Excellent Work If Not Pre-occupied With
    Pussy.
[ ] Pretty Good; Only Occasionally Blows it Out His
   Ass.
[ ] Has to Take His Shoes Off To Count Higher Than
   Ten.
[ ] Couldn't Count His Balls And Get The Same Number
   Twice.
Attitude:
[ ] Extremely Cooperative (If You Kiss His Ass Daily).
[ ] Brown Noser In Good Standing.
[ ] Often Pisses Off Co-Workers, Thinks He Owns the
   Damn Place
[ ] Doesn't Give A Shit, Never Did, Never Will.
Reliability:
[ ] Really A Dependable CockSucker.
[ ] Works So Hard That He Has To Take An Extra Day
   Off Each Week.
[ ] Can Rely On Him To Be The First One Out The Door.
[ ] Totally Fucking Worthless.
Appearance:
[ ] Extremely Neat, Even Combs His Pubic Hair.
[ ] Looks Great On His Days Off.
[ ] Dirty, Filthy, Smelly Son Of a Bitch.
[ ] Flies Leave Fresh Dog Shit To Follow Him.
Performance:
[ ] Goes Like A Son Of A Bitch...If There's Money In It
   For Him.
[ ] Does All Kinds of Good Shit At Evaluation Time.
[ ] Works Well After An Enema.
[ ] Couldn't Do Less If He Were In A Coma.
Leadership Skills:
[ ] Carries A Chain saw And Gets Good Results.
[ ] Macho Attitude, Commands Total Disgust.
[ ] Dog Fasted For Three Day Last Time He Brought Home
   Pork Chops.
[ ] Mother Teresa Told Him to Get Fucked.
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I Understand That I Have Been Counseled And
Understand My Rights Under The Privacy Act Of 1974. I Further Acknowledge That I Am Fucked
Up And Worthless As A Football Bat, And I Will Make Some Kind Of Attempt To Correct My
Obvious Deficiencies.
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Employee Signature (If He Can Write) | 
