| Barium - what you do when the
patient dies Bunion - Paul's surname
Cat Scan - when the Secret Service looks
for Socks
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Constipation - endangered feces
Coronary - domesticated yellow bird
D&C - where Washington is
Dilate - to live a long time
Enema - opposite of a friend
Fibrillate - to tell a small lie
Genital - non-Jew
Hernia - pertaining to a female's knee
Humerus - to tell us what we want to hear
Intestine - currently taking an exam
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Ova - finished; done with
Pap smear - to slander your father
Pelvis - the evil twin of Elvis
Paradox - two doctors
Penis - someone who plays the piano
Rectum - dang near killed him
Sacrum - holy
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Sperm - to reject, look away from
Urine - the opposite of "you're
out!"
White Count - the number of Caucasians | 
