| MARKETING: You are ambitious
yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college,
concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job
responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. SALES: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing
without a degree", you are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you
and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with "customers" so
you can "concentrate on the big picture". You seek admiration for your golf game
throughout your life.
TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in
your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens
at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying, but who the hell
can tell?! It is written that the Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
ENGINEERING: One of only two signs that
actually studied in school, it is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed
by engineers. You can be happy with yourself: your office is typically full of all the
latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your
"carpal tunnel"...
ACCOUNTING: The only other sign that
studied in school, you are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared
person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority
of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
HUMAN RESOURCES: Ironically, given your
access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the
organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are
unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch, AND mail a
letter!
MIDDLE MANAGEMENT/ DEPARTMENT MANAGEMENT/
"TEAM LEADS": Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to
remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you
tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best
suited to marry other "Middle Managers", as everyone in your social circle is a
"Middle Manager".
SENIOR MANAGEMENT: Catty, cut-throat, yet
completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your
life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of
meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Senior
Managers", as everyone in your social circle is a "Senior Manager".
CUSTOMER SERVICE: Bright, cheery, positive,
you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As a child very few of you asked
your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play
"Customer Service". Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to
sleep with your manager.
CONSULTANT: 666. | 
