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Standardized Guide to the Bases

--On Deck- Having plans for a date
 --Strike-Out- Duh!!
 --Walk- Kissing
 --Bunt- Masturbation
 --Single- Tongue kissing
 --Double- Breasts/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing and feels
 --Triple- Most of the clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
 --Inside the park home run- Oral Sex
 --Home Run- SEX!
 --Ground Rule Double- would have sex, but no condom
 --Error- Condom breaks during sex
 --Banned for life for gambling- sex without condom
 --Hall of Fame- Marriage

 Now that we've got the basics, let's introduce some terms to better explain
 all the things that can happen now a days.
 --Balk- Premature ejaculation
 --Pine Tar- KY jelly
 --Relief pitcher- Vibrator
 --Rain Delay- parents/roommate return home unexpectedly
 --Box Seats- Waterbed
 --Seventh Inning Stretch- Unusual positions
 --Rookie- Virgin
 --Minor Leagues- Under 18
 --Loaded Bases- manage a trois
 --Grand Slam- Sex three times in twelve hours
 --Foul tip- VD
 --Three up and three down- impotency

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