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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
   Answer: Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?Â
   Answer: Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash?
   Answer: 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?
   Answer: 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God?Â
   Answer: 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour?
   Answer: Knot furlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone?Â
   Answer: 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine?
   Answer: 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches?
   Answer: 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis?
   Answer: 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes?
   Answer: A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers?
   Answer: 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones?
   Answer: 1 megaphone
14. 1 million bicycles?
   Answer: 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days?
   Answer: 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds?  Â
   Answer: 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 10 cards?
   Answer: 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs?
   Answer: 1 Fig Newton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks?
   Answer: 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish?
   Answer: 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins?
   Answer: 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations?
   Answer: 1 decoration
23. 100 rations?
   Answer: 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms?
   Answer: 1 diagram
25. 8 nickels?
   Answer: 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
   Answer: 1 I.V. League
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