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Using the "F" Word
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TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer,1877
6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso,1926
5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!"
And,.....drum roll....... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word.................
1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997
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