ahz:
the things you see with
aig: which come
first, the chicken or the aig?
arn: an electrical
instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing
bawl: what water
does at 212 degrees
bidness: commercial
enterprise
bobbycue: a
delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce
co-cola: any
form/brand of soft drink
clinics: a tissue
crine: weeping
dawfins: name of the
pro football team in Miami
daints: a more or
less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move
rhythmically to the sound of music
dayum: an expletive;
in other states, a four-letter word
doc: a condition
caused by an absence of light
ever: each, as in
"She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off"
far: combustion
git: to acquire
goff: a game played
with clubs and a little white ball
hep: a cry for
assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
hoss: a large,
solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal
lectricity: energy
for arns, tvs, an other thangs
liberry: a building
where thousands of literary works are kept
nekkid: to be
unclothed
ole well: a source
of petroleum
own: opposite of awf
(see lectricity)
paypuh: what you
write on
shevuhlay: a General
Motors car
spearmint: something
scientists do
stow: establishment
where things are sold
tar: a round
inflatable object which sometimes goes flat
uhmurkin: someone
who lives in the united state of uhmurka
zackly: precisely | 
