|
"Hillary's got this huge book, it's
a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she
says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could
hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what
Monica said." - David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton's book hits the
stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took her a long time to write it. But
in her defense, every time she tried to use the desk, Bill was
always using it for a date." - Jay LenoÂ
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page
memoirs comes out next week. So much of her personality shines
through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern."
- Craig KilbornÂ
"In Hillary Clinton's new book
'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill
Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a
passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two,
the trouble starts." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton has finished
her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely
finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, Fiction is a lot
harder to write." - Jay Leno
 "Hillary Clinton, our
junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions
of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United
States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is
crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment
family." - David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary
Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People
said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White
House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." - Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is
attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut
carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken.
And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the
couch." - Late, Late Show host Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton is the junior
senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in,
she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven
commandments." - David Letterman
"CNN found that
Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire
her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she
allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." - Jay Leno
 |
