When his 38-caliber revolver failed to
fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach,
California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can
only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again. This time it worked.
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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to
his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent
out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the
machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was
approved.
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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a
woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus
driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be
transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to
admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and
offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the
passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the
patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The
deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
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An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from
serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked
how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was
simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving
train before he was hit.
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her
an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen
abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your
daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and
she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and
would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The
mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the
window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of
course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time
this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men
came. I was hoping that they would show up again."Â
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