A man
receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives
at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the
stadium.......he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!
About halfway through the first quarter he notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field
right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the
stadium around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to
him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man replies "No". Now, very excited to be in such a great seat or the game,
he again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right
mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she recently passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been
together since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's terribly sad. But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A
relative or close friend?"
"No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral."
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