The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids to help them out a bit. The team's performance soars.
They win the county and state championships and are favored to win the national competition easily. Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest." "What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does the hair go?" She replies, "All the way down to my balls and that's the second thing I wanted to talk to you about."
