A woman bought a new Lexus with an
intelligent radio. It would play music in response to her voice and went something like
this...
The radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?" Â "Willie!" he continued....and "On Â
The Road Again" came from the speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days,  every time she'd say,
"Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she
swerved in time to avoid them. Â "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, accompanied by Jane
Fonda and Michael Moore.  Â
