For women everywhere........
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          Once upon a time,
          in a land far away,
          a beautiful, independent,
          self-assured princess
          happened upon a frog as she
sat
          contemplating ecological
issues
          on the shores of an
unpolluted pond
          in a verdant meadow
          near her castle.
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          The frog hopped into the
Princess' lap
          and said: "
Elegant Lady,
          I was once a handsome Prince,
          until an evil witch cast a
spell upon me.
          One kiss from you, however,
          and I will turn back
          into the dapper, young Prince
that I am
          and then, my sweet, we can
marry
          and setup housekeeping in yon
castle
          with my Mother,
          where you can prepare my
meals,
          clean my clothes, bear my
children,
          and forever feel grateful and
happy
          doing so ."
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          That night,
          on a repast of lightly
sauteed frogs legs
          seasoned in a white wine
          and onion cream sauce,
          she chuckled to herself and
thought:
          I don't fucking think so
!!!!!
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