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A Congressional Christmas Card

Here is the verse from a Christmas card sent from a Democrat to his Republican Friend:

The election is over, the results are known,
the will of the people has clearly been shown.

Let's forget the quarrels and show by our deeds,
we will give our leader all the help that he needs.

So let's all get together, and let bitterness pass,
I'll hug your elephant and you kiss my ass.


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