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A List of Possible Slogans at National Condom Week

1. Cover Your Stump Before You Hump.

2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker.

3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy.

4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.

5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner.

6. You Can't Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong.

7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It.

8. If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey.

9. If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize.

10. It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter.

11. She Won't Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick.

12. If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat.

13. While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis.

14. When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up
Your Trouser Mouse.

15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member.

16. Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker.

17. Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool.

18. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection.

19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil.

20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her.

21. No Glove, No Love!

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