Q. What occurs more often
in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
A. Skinny dipping
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
A. No theme song/music.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace. This is called propinquity.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Q. What do more women do in
the bathroom than men?
A. Wash their hands. Women 80% - Men 55%
Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A. Gain weight.
Q. In a recent survey, what did Americans reveal was their favorite smell?
A. Banana
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the
letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bullet proof vests,
fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. Married men revealed that they do what twice as often as single men?
A. Change their underwear.
Q. What stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation? Women seem to like it
light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A. A kiss.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. What day are more collect calls made on than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do what?
A. Wear underwear.
Q. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9%
dioxide?
A. A fart.
Q. About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
A. Flush the toilet.
Q. What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
episode of "Seinfeld"?
A. Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator. |
