Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
 
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
 
3. It has nice legs!
 
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
 
5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
 
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
 
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
 
8. Its a little dry, Do you still want  it?
 
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.    

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