Here are the top ten comments
made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:
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1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was
amazing."
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2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
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3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for
the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in
back."
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4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."
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5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in
boxing - but none of them really that serious."
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6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the
same thing again."
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7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact
you can see it all over their faces."
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8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
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9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."
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10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is
that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God,
what have I just said."Â
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