previous directive dealing with the allocation of our limited restroom facilities is
those employees having Social Security Account Numbers ending with even numbers will be
allowed to use the restroom on even numbered days. Those with SSAN's ending with odd
numbers will use the restroom on odd numbered days. The 31st of any month is a free day
and everyone will be allowed to use the restroom.
Visitors, tourists, heavy
beer drinkers and those with bladder or other medical problems may apply to the Personnel
Department for a "C" sticker which will exempt them from these procedures.
Finally, please note that
employees must be able to prove that they have at least half a tank to be allowed to use
Signed: The Management
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