A man was driving home one evening and
realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove
to the shopping center and ran to the toy shop and he asked the manager: "How much is
that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied: "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie
goes to the Ball' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95 'Barbie goes to the beach'
for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95, and 'Divorced Barbie' for
$375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" the dad
asked.
"'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's
cat, and Ken's furniture," replied the shop manager.
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