As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the
usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and
enjoy your trip while your captain, Sherry Campbell and crew take you safely to your
destination."
Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did hear her right; is the captain a
woman? I think I better have scotch and soda. When the attendants came by with drink cart,
he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit."
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