A very old couple who have been married
forever are sitting on the porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman
reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.
He crawls back up and asks,
"What was that for?" She says, "For having such a little pecker.
"He sits there quietly a
moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.
She crawls back and says,
"What was that for?" He says, "For knowing that there was more than one
size."
