Just a little note to let you know we understand your
anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We
are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the
power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. Below, we have
enclosed a little picture to help you understand our feelings about your
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Your Local Power Company
Dewy Cheatom, President
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