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Hand Job

An old airline captain, on a layover, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

       CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
       CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
       HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the pilot, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The old captain replies "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." 

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