A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and ordered a
white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful
The bartender looked
up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"
The guy said, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asked, "What the heck
you do in Iowa?"
The guy responded, "I'm a
The bartender asked, "Now just what
the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy said nervously, "I mount
The bartender grinned and shouted out to
the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"