This is where we describe the latest jokes and cartoons that we have
added to our Office Humor Book within the last
month!
This week we have added two
sets of one liners and two short stories (one about people and one about politics). Click here to read more funny
one-liners as pondered by a retiree. Click here to read number of
funny one-liners defining what marriage really is. Click here to read amusing story
about an elderly woman who lets one rip while in Church. Click here to read humorous story
about three master surgeons playing golf together who talked about their surgeries.
This week we have
added one funny letter, and three short stories (two about people and one about
kids).Click here to read another
Dear Abby letter...about a man who is worried about his reputation. Click here to read a funny story
about a Russian woman, living in the U.S. with American born husband, who attempt to
communicate with her local butcher by acting out what she wants.Click here to read an amusing story
about why the President of Mexico has decided that his country will not participate in the
summer Olympics. Click here to read
amusing differences in attitudes between the first born and third born on various
subjects.
This week we have
added one vocabulary and three short short stories (one about people, one about
animals, and one about marriage). Click
here to read a humorous name given to the generic version of Viagra. Click here to read comical story as
to why drinking alcohol is more healthier than drinking water. Click here to read a humorous story
about an alligator who is lacking nutrition because he keeps eating politicians. Click here to read a funny story
about a woman who is getting aroused by her husbands continual touching while in bed.
This week we have added two
sets of one liners and five short stories (two about politics and one about people). Click here to read the second
list of the World's Shortest books. Click here to read some funny
sayings from some famous people on the subject of alcohol. Click here to read a funny story
as to why it cause more for a boiled Missionary than a baked Democrat at a Cannibal
Restaurant. Click here to read
possible true, and funny, stories about some politicians making reservations. Click here to read a humorous story
about an Army soldier who saves the life of an Air Force Captain.
This week we have added one
funny photo, one funny vocabulary, and three short stories (one about marriage, one about
politics, and one about animals). Click
here to see an amusing photo of the third person in Biblical history to walk on
water. Click here to read
funny vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)! Click here to read an amusing
story about a woman who greets her husband arriving home from work completely naked. Click here to read a comical story
about making a choice between saving Hiliary Clinton from drowning in the rising waters
off of Miami or taking a picture of it. Click here to read a funny story
about a talking dog who claims to have been in the U.S. Marines.
This week we have added four
short stories (one about people, one about kids, and two about religion). Click here to read a funny take on
what life is like in some southern states. Click here to read a humorous story
about a kid who asked both parents why brides wear white and got two totally different
answers. Click here to read a
comical story about an elderly man who wakes up in a Catholic hospital after having heart
surgery only to be asked by a nun on how he is going to pay for it. Click here to read a funny story
about an elderly woman who, after death, decides to go to Hell instead of Heaven.
This week we have added one
funny letter and three short stories (one about sports and two about people). Click here to read a funny letter
written by a man to his friends about random and seemingly unfair applications of good or
bad fortune. Click here to read a
humorous story about how one woman decides whether to golf righ-handed or left-handed. Click here to read a funny story
about a boss who has to fire one of his employees. Click here to read a humorous story
about three surgeons from Arkansas who brag about the surgeries they performed.
This week we have added four
shorts stories (one about people, one about animals, one about bar room happenings, and
one about politics). Click here
to read a number of funny stories about the Irish. Click here to read a comical story
about a man who gives his son money to have their dog taught how to speak and read. Click here to read an amusing sign in a
bar that charges $1.50 for a cheeseburger, $2.50 for a chicken sandwich, and $10 for a
hand job. Click here to read a
comical story about making a choice between saving Hiliary Clinton from drowning in the
rising waters off of Miami or taking a picture of it.
This week we have added one
true story and three shorts stories (one about religion, one about marriage, and one about
politics). Click here to read
about more Darwin Awards. Click here
to read an amusing story about a Irishman who is ordered to put a cash donation in the
donation box by a priest for almost having sex. Click here to read a funny story
about a woman who shops at at six-story store that sells husbands, who get better as she
goes from one floor to another. Click
here to read a funny story about Terriorists who kidnap Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy,
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and John Kerry for ransom.
This week we have added two
sets of one-liners and two short stories (one about kids and one about people). Click here to read more funny
stuff to ponder. Click here
to read tips that will show that if you are a nurse or not. Click here to read a funny story about
a boy who is sent to his room for 2 hrs because he used foul language while playing with
his toy train set. Click here to
read a number of funny stories about older people.
This week we have added one
funny photo and four short stories about people. Click here to see an amusing
photo of a KFC in New York advertising a Hillary Spectial. Click here to read a funny story
about a Mexican, an Iraqi, and a woman from Tennessee who all have difference opinions on
shooting objects. Click here to
read a comical story about a policeman who pulls over what he thinks is a drunk drive. Click here to read a funny story
about a man who decides to take a logic class and then applies his new found logic to his
friend. Click here to read an
amusing story about how one man feels that he is overworked because of all the people not
available to work.
This week we have added one
funny photo, one set of one liners, and three short stories (one about kids and two about
people). Click here to see a
funny photo of both Clinton's sleeping during President Reagan's memorial service and what
President Reagan would have said about it. Click here to read some funny
laws about the natural universe. Click
here to read a comical story about questions that are asked of Hillary Clinton by
elementary school kids. Click here
to read a humorous story about how the CIA tests new candidates for a position as an
assassin. Click here to read a
story about an elderly man in a nursing home whose attempt to have sex is very comical.
This week we have added
three funny true stories and one short story about kids. Click here to read this years Darwin
award winners. Click here to read
actual lectures given by flight attendants to passengers on aircraft safety. Click here to read actual exchanges
between pilots and control towers. Click
here to read a humorous story about a second grader who asks her mom about her
ancestory.
This week we have added four
funny stories (one about animals and three about people). Click here to read humorous reasons
as to why to buy a dog. Click here
to read an amusing story about how Albert Einstein came up with one of his theories. Click here to read a humorous story
about 15 couples who get drunk at a party and play "Who Am I", a game that has
all the guys wearing a sheet with only their "privates" showing through a hole
and the women have to guess who they are. Click here to read a funny story
about a man who while on a business trip decides to call up a prostitute for the night
from his hotel room. |