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Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football
game (must have been a Notre Dame game), three men decided to badger the nuns, in an
effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, I think I am going to move to Utah, there are
only 100 Catholics living there. The second guy spoke up and said, I want to go to
Montana, there are only 50 Catholics living there...
The third guy spoke up and said, I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25
Catholics living there...
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and calmly said, Why don't you go to
hell, there aren't any Catholics there.     Â
