What religion are you?

So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?'

So he took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl one at a time. He said, "Now go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, the oldest one asked, "What religion do you think we are?
  "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water."
  "We're not Babdist because they dunk all of you."
  "We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Can't you tell by the smell of that baptismal water what we are?

.....Why, we're Pisscopalians!