Democrats buy most of the books that have been
banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Democrats give their worn out
clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
Democrats name their children
after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children
are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
Republicans tend to keep their
shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but
Republican boys date
Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a
little fun first.
Democrats make plans and then
do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Republicans sleep in twin
beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.