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A stock broker, on his way home from work in
New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this
seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of
stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and
is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband
has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President
in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her.
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."
