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The New Lexus

A woman bought a new Lexus with an intelligent radio. It would play music in response to her voice and went something like this...

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"  "Willie!" he continued....and "On   The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few  days,  every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if  she said, "Beatles!"  she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed  her new car, but  she swerved in time to avoid them.  "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, accompanied by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.

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