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The Proposition

One day, about a month ago, Jimmy Carter, President of the United States, was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$300.00".

To the brunette he posed the similar proposition, along similar lines. Her reply was "$500.00".

He made the same proposition to the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get that "thing" as hard as the times, keep it hard for as long as I have had to wait in line for gasoline, keep me warmer than my apartment, and screw me the way that you do the public, believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a DAMN CENT! ! ! ! !

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