Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home
in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a prostitute standing on the same
street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the prostitute continued for days. He'd run by and she'd
yell, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As
the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro"
would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his
past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more
apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the prostitute. Bill tried to avoid the
prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the prostitute yelled, "See what you get for five