I was traveling
between Phoenix and Chicago last week when just south of Kansas City I blew a tire out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing
motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, Need a
lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or
Republican,?" asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you
can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down
the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer,
"Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and
decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to
stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked
if I was a Democrat or Republican. "Democrat!" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the
wind blowing through her hair, huge perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to
ride higher and higher up.
yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon
as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't
take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and,
already, I want to screw somebody."