Hillary
Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow
loomed in front of the car. Â
The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse
and explain to the owners what happened.  Â
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an
expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
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"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me
the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad
passionate love to me."
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"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
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The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver,and I just killed the old
cow."Â Â Â
