After much arguing and deliberation,
historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be
called: Â SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES. Â
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can
get sex from Aides.
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Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica
Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar." Â
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue." Â
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State
and Brigham Young. Â
Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a
condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security
while you are being screwed. Â
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. Â All
these women coming forward and not one is his sister! Â
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to
become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep
breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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