Newt Gingrich, Dan Quayle, and Bill Clinton are
traveling in a car together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into
the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come to and extract themselves
from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz.
They decide to go see the
Wizard of Oz. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich
says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's
Dorothy?"
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